If my pencil could talk I’m not sure what it would say I mean dose a pencil like to be sharpened or not? Dose It feel like a massage or getting a limb torn of you body? Because if they think it hurts they would be cursing at me all day!
If my pencil could talk I think it would say about me….
Stop breaking and loosing me don’t press so hard. Stop sweating its disgusting, I don’t like to be sharpened its weird, why cant you use a pen? You have the worst handwriting I have ever seen! During the day all you do is take me in and out in and out of that STUPID pencil case, I hate it in there its dark and stuffy and I share it with a bunch of no good sharpies! You are the worst person I have ever belonged to and I wish I could just break myself.
The pencil would be yelling at me for not sharping it and not writing with it and then I would snap it in half and the pencil would die and it would stop yelling at me because it would be dead it would cry and it would be mad about me snapping it but it could not do anything about it because it would be dead and in the crash can. In the back of the room with no tip or no friends.
If a pencil could talk it woulds say to me STOPP LOOSSSIINNGG MEE!! ALSO YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SHARPEN ME MORE OFTEN AND STOP BRAKING ME!SHE JUST NEED TO LEARN TO KEEP A GRIP ON ME!
10/27/11 If my pencil could talk, what would it say about me.....?
I suspect that my pencil would start complaining how I'm lazy and inconsiderate for not keeping it sharp to the point and throwing it around, while not using it enough. It would also complain about me calling it, well, "it".
my pencil would say that i am amazing that it loved me that i treat it well and that i am amazing! it would be happy to be my pencil and nobody eleses intill i lost it! she wont be happy when i lose it or get more pencils because she likes being mine! i would kill my pencil if it got to small or to noghty! (: :(
My pencil woul love my and tell me my handwriting was very very good it would sometimes get mad though that I made it get into my crowded pecil case. My pen would agree.
If my pencil could talk it would say... It would complain like this: She shoves me into a bag atched to a binder with pencil skin on the floor It's nasty and she prefers the pen, Who,goes by the name of bob. He shouts and screams and brags and boasts. He really is quite awful. The only time she has no choice, is when she has math and then and only then I escape the awful pen.
if my pencil could talk it would say... STOP LOSING ME!!!!! Stop making so many mistake your making my head hurt! It would also tell me to stop leaving it in my chorus folder it hates listening to the same thing over and over and over again!It would say if you leave me in the chorus room one more time id rather be snaped in half and thrown in the trash can! my pencil would also tell me how awesome I am !(:
my pencil would nudge me all the time about losing it and how hard i was squeezeing it. My pencil would help me with my homework and show off its knowledge about writing. My pencil would tell me how he loved it in my cozy pocket. This is how my pencil would be if it could talk.
If my pencil could talk I belive it would say please keep writing i love the way you write except for the fact when ylu shove me into a pencil sharpener and drop on the ground or switch me out for a brand new beatch of freshley sharpend pencils! The best part of the day for my pencil would either be english or french. Engish because of all the writing I do and French because I use her to learn about new languages and how to write in that language. I think this is what my pencil would say.
If my pencil could talk it would most likely yell at me for making it stay up so late at night or until the morning...(dont tell my mom) And it would tell me to stop leaving it in the chorus room because she doesnt like chorus music. And that she gets bored when i leave her on the floor and all she can hear is COMO ESTAS, SENORA ROSS AND MUY BIEN. She would say she is done writing for me and snap right during class and i would have to sharpen her when i do nothing wrong. And im so glad im typing this because if i wrote this the would have a spazz attack!!! :p
If my pencil could talk it would say, “You fail at sharpening you know that?” I would get very tired of hearing the pencil. Fortunately, when I lose it, it would say, “I AM OVER HERE, PICK ME UP!” I think that the pencil would also say “Thanks,” when I put a warm eraser from Mrs. Provost’s jar on his head. Whenever I break his head (on accident), he would say, “Why can’t you put a hat on my tip, too?!” I would explain to him that would be inconvenient for when I am writing, because nothing would appear on the paper, except for little eraser bits. Then pencil would be glad there is not an eraser on his tip, because he would not want it to fall apart. I actually wish my pencil could talk. We could work on homework together, and I would not be lonely when I am doing homework.
If my pencil could talk I beleive it would say to me, "Stop using my head to fix your mistakes!Don't waste my beautiful point to write your point on paper! I have feeling too you know! I absolutely dispise that thing that shaves me down into just a point and my head!! So, please just leave me alone!!"
Stop breaking me! thats the sixth time today! How much do you have to write in a day? And how come you keep loosing all of my friends. One day you get a new pencil and I make friends with him, and the next day his gone! One of my friends Dan has had 7 owners. oh and how come you kids think it is funney to snap us in half? It really hurts u know!
If my pencil could talk it probably say things like "I like it when you write with me but I think you have been doing too many math equations." My pencil would lecture me about giving away all his/her friends. They would go on about how many people ask to use it's eraser. It would also brag about how many people has used it.
If my pencil could talk it would say... Stop breaking me! thats the sixth time today! How much do you have to write in a day? And how come you keep loosing all of my friends. One day you get a new pencil and I make friends with him, and the next day his gone! One of my friends Dan has had 7 owners. oh and how come you kids think it is funny to snap us in half? It really hurts u know!
If my pencil could talk... My pencil would say it hates me cause he's just jealous that he can't be like me, he would also say stop holding to hard and get softer hands cause yours are too strong. Then he would start complaing that all he does is lose it's little perfect tip and then he would start asking me questions on why I don't have to get sharpened and go in the sharpener. Then after a long day at work he would finally admitt he wishes he was me.
My pencil would say, that I write way to much and that I should take a break because I’m making it very tired. My pencil would also say that I drop him to often and break him way too much! What else he would say that I’m very forgetful and often leave his friends in class rooms and in the hall and that makes him very sad. :(
Never stop writeing with me! I love the way you elegantly push me across the paper creating a beautiful master peice that makes the reader swoon! I absolutely ador you Benjamin! Never ever stop writing!!!
My pencil would probably say: I dont like rachel she always pushes to hard on me my led is fragile and when she writes im always breaking! Cant she use a pen for once! Plus shes always losing me and than finds me again to push on me to hard again. Thats my face she doesnt even realize it! pencils have feelings to!
My pencil would like me, I think. Except for the fact that I keep losing it. I think it would like what I write, like poems and such, and would want to stay in my company. It would say that I wrote a lot and that it was annoyed how many times I broke it. And that I call it, it.
If my pencil could talk it would probably say: Brianna dosent know when to stop! Its sharpen after sharpen after sharpen! I mean come on I cant be like all the pretty pencils with perfect tips and fancy grips! plus she pushes way to hard, and she writes a lot! Im Always traveling from room to room but most of the time i get left behind :(
If my pencil could talk it would say I am amazing, smart, tall, athletic strong, hot(my pencils a girl). Also he would tell me to stop losing her and not to squeeze so hard because he's so strong. Lastly it would tell me not to make so many mistakes so she doesn't hurt her head
If my pencil could talk I think it would say that I am good at writing "fanfiction" but I should get a different topic because I'm boring writing about the samething over and over again. I also think it would say that I'm not very good at drawing but but does it alot anyways
My pencil: Oh yeah, that kid. Yeah I write for him now. I mean, I make the marks, I don't choose what to write. He does, and it's pretty good if you ask me. A little for improvement though. He uses me a lot, and it makes me proud. He just woke me up this morning, let me sleep in again. He usually wakes me up in homeroom, but lately he's been waking up from my comfy cozy bed in pencil case during math, and letting take a nap at lunch. What's this? Oh no! A pencilnapper! Goodbye Josh!
My pencil would say that I am funny, knowledgeable, interesting, different in a good way, varied, amazing, godly, weird, awesome, vivacious, special, underrated, average, winning, strange, sunshine, small
I think my pencil would say... Stop loosing me! All I do is get left in the Tech Ed room day after day... I hate being in a room with the saws and bigger better tools, especially the markers They bully me because they think they are cool with all there different colors! Well guess what, I'm a #2 pencil take that! She also sharpens me way to much for example one time she sharpened me in science and my tip broke, it broke! Then her friend broke me in half! She doesn't even think about my feelings at all, Sofie does though and she did some surgery and now i'm all better. Sonetimes Sofie can be a bad owner but most of the time shes awesome!
"I'm tired of writing. All I do is write, write, write. Get shoved in and out of the agenda book all day long with all those no good erasers and papers. They just like to make fun of me and say I'm so small. The only good thing is being with Jack during classes. I can't even talk about the LOCKER . . . DUN DUN DUN!! It's so dark an scary. Voices going by, screams and yells that never end. So I just close my eyes and hide in the pencil case, until I hear the sweet noise of the combo lock spinning to see the face of Jack." That's a rap and that's the story of pencil Jack!
If my pencil could talk I think it would say that I have good stories to tell and that I have a lot to write but I need to work more on my handwriting.
My pencil would tell me to stop loosing it. I mean really! It's bad enough to be lost, but then to be found and lost again?! You really should "loose" that german calligraphy. Always going aroud with this confused look, giving us dirty looks when we don't respond. Sooooooo stuck up!
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I think my pencil would probely say, "HEY! Losen up your grip a little, and stop losing me.!,"
ReplyDeletemy pencil would probly say can you stop losing me
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk I’m not sure what it would say I mean dose a pencil like to be sharpened or not? Dose It feel like a massage or getting a limb torn of you body?
ReplyDeleteBecause if they think it hurts they would be cursing at me all day!
If my pencil could talk I think it would say about me….
ReplyDeleteStop breaking and loosing me don’t press so hard. Stop sweating its disgusting, I don’t like to be sharpened its weird, why cant you use a pen? You have the worst handwriting I have ever seen! During the day all you do is take me in and out in and out of that STUPID pencil case, I hate it in there its dark and stuffy and I share it with a bunch of no good sharpies! You are the worst person I have ever belonged to and I wish I could just break myself.
You need some improvement because you have written all the negative points so you should also write some positive points otherwise it was good 👍.
DeleteI agree
DeleteThe pencil would be yelling at me for not sharping it and not writing with it and then I would snap it in half and the pencil would die and it would stop yelling at me because it would be dead it would cry and it would be mad about me snapping it but it could not do anything about it because it would be dead and in the crash can. In the back of the room with no tip or no friends.
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DeleteI think my pencil would say it hurts when I put him in the sharpener and use his head to erase writing.
ReplyDeleteCan you not girp my head so hardd
ReplyDeleteIf a pencil could talk it woulds say to me STOPP LOOSSSIINNGG MEE!! ALSO YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SHARPEN ME MORE OFTEN AND STOP BRAKING ME!
ReplyDeleteMy pencile would say...... Learn how to write neatly, stop losing me, stop dropping me,and cant you use a pen?
ReplyDeleteIf a pencil could talk it woulds say to me STOPP LOOSSSIINNGG MEE!! ALSO YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SHARPEN ME MORE OFTEN AND STOP BRAKING ME!SHE JUST NEED TO LEARN TO KEEP A GRIP ON ME!
ReplyDeletemy pencil would say you need to practice your handwriting kid
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ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk, what would it say about me.....?
I suspect that my pencil would start complaining how I'm lazy and inconsiderate for not keeping it sharp to the point and throwing it around, while not using it enough. It would also complain about me calling it, well, "it".
I think that my pencil would say thank you for giving me a hat and that you are kind of a good writer.
ReplyDeletemy pencil would say that i am amazing that it loved me that i treat it well and that i am amazing! it would be happy to be my pencil and nobody eleses intill i lost it! she wont be happy when i lose it or get more pencils because she likes being mine! i would kill my pencil if it got to small or to noghty! (: :(
ReplyDeleteMy pencil woul love my and tell me my handwriting was very very good it would sometimes get mad though that I made it get into my crowded pecil case. My pen would agree.
ReplyDeletemy pencil would say hey kid stop breaking me and tell your self to right NETTER
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk it would say...
ReplyDeleteIt would complain like this: She shoves me into a bag atched to a binder with pencil skin on the floor It's nasty and she prefers the pen, Who,goes by the name of bob. He shouts and screams and brags and boasts. He really is quite awful. The only time she has no choice, is when she has math and then and only then I escape the awful pen.
I think my pencil would say...
ReplyDeleteSTOP LOSING MEEEEE!!!
If my pencil could talk it would say bad stuff to me and then i would break it
ReplyDeleteif my pencil could talk it would say... STOP LOSING ME!!!!! Stop making so many mistake your making my head hurt! It would also tell me to stop leaving it in my chorus folder it hates listening to the same thing over and over and over again!It would say if you leave me in the chorus room one more time id rather be snaped in half and thrown in the trash can! my pencil would also tell me how awesome I am !(:
ReplyDeletemy pencil would nudge me all the time about losing it and how hard i was squeezeing it. My pencil would help me with my homework and show off its knowledge about writing. My pencil would tell me how he loved it in my cozy pocket. This is how my pencil would be if it could talk.
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk I belive it would say please keep writing i love the way you write except for the fact when ylu shove me into a pencil sharpener and drop on the ground or switch me out for a brand new beatch of freshley sharpend pencils! The best part of the day for my pencil would either be english or french. Engish because of all the writing I do and French because I use her to learn about new languages and how to write in that language. I think this is what my pencil would say.
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk it would most likely yell at me for making it stay up so late at night or until the morning...(dont tell my mom) And it would tell me to stop leaving it in the chorus room because she doesnt like chorus music. And that she gets bored when i leave her on the floor and all she can hear is COMO ESTAS, SENORA ROSS AND MUY BIEN. She would say she is done writing for me and snap right during class and i would have to sharpen her when i do nothing wrong. And im so glad im typing this because if i wrote this the would have a spazz attack!!! :p
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk it would say,
ReplyDelete“You fail at sharpening you know that?”
I would get very tired of hearing the pencil.
Fortunately, when I lose it, it would say,
“I AM OVER HERE, PICK ME UP!”
I think that the pencil would also say
“Thanks,”
when I put a warm eraser from Mrs. Provost’s jar on his head.
Whenever I break his head (on accident), he would say,
“Why can’t you put a hat on my tip, too?!”
I would explain to him that would be inconvenient for when I am writing, because nothing would appear on the paper, except for little eraser bits. Then pencil would be glad there is not an eraser on his tip, because he would not want it to fall apart. I actually wish my pencil could talk. We could work on homework together, and I would not be lonely when I am doing homework.
If my pencil could talk I beleive it would say to me, "Stop using my head to fix your mistakes!Don't waste my beautiful point to write your point on paper! I have feeling too you know! I absolutely dispise that thing that shaves me down into just a point and my head!! So, please just leave me alone!!"
ReplyDeleteif my pencil could talk it would say stop bracking me and dont put me in the sharp spinni object and dont lose me like u do to everyone els
ReplyDeleteStop breaking me! thats the sixth time today! How much do you have to write in a day? And how come you keep loosing all of my friends. One day you get a new pencil and I make friends with him, and the next day his gone! One of my friends Dan has had 7 owners. oh and how come you kids think it is funney to snap us in half? It really hurts u know!
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk it probably say things like "I like it when you write with me but I think you have been doing too many math equations." My pencil would lecture me about giving away all his/her friends. They would go on about how many people ask to use it's eraser. It would also brag about how many people has used it.
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ReplyDeleteif my pencil could talk it would probably say nothing because pencil can't talk
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk it would say...
ReplyDeleteStop breaking me! thats the sixth time today! How much do you have to write in a day? And how come you keep loosing all of my friends. One day you get a new pencil and I make friends with him, and the next day his gone! One of my friends Dan has had 7 owners. oh and how come you kids think it is funny to snap us in half? It really hurts u know!
how good is WATAAH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteit's very good
DeleteIf my pencil could talk...
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would say it hates me cause he's just jealous that he can't be like me, he would also say stop holding to hard and get softer hands cause yours are too strong. Then he would start complaing that all he does is lose it's little perfect tip and then he would start asking me questions on why I don't have to get sharpened and go in the sharpener. Then after a long day at work he would finally admitt he wishes he was me.
"you, ya you stop sharping me i don't need a haircut every 2 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteif my pencil could talk when i'm sharpening it, it would probably say ahhhhahahahah oh my goodness ahh.
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would say "Stop scwesing me so tite"!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would say, that I write way to much and that I should take a break because I’m making it very tired. My pencil would also say that I drop him to often and break him way too much! What else he would say that I’m very forgetful and often leave his friends in class rooms and in the hall and that makes him very sad. :(
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would probably be all like
ReplyDeleteNever stop writeing with me! I love the way you elegantly push me across the paper creating a beautiful master peice that makes the reader swoon! I absolutely ador you Benjamin! Never ever stop writing!!!
My pencil would probably say:
ReplyDeleteI dont like rachel she always pushes to hard on me my led is fragile and when she writes im always breaking! Cant she use a pen for once! Plus shes always losing me and than finds me again to push on me to hard again. Thats my face she doesnt even realize it! pencils have feelings to!
My pencil would like me, I think. Except for the fact that I keep losing it. I think it would like what I write, like poems and such, and would want to stay in my company. It would say that I wrote a lot and that it was annoyed how many times I broke it. And that I call it, it.
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would say that I need to stop writing fantasy and write something different!
ReplyDeleteIt would say that I also need to improve my hand writing.
wow bro... gotta be the good life being harrison`s pencil... he always keeps me in the pocket of his jeans and he never holds me too tight!!!
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk it would probably say:
ReplyDeleteBrianna dosent know when to stop! Its sharpen after sharpen after sharpen! I mean come on I cant be like all the pretty pencils with perfect tips and fancy grips! plus she pushes way to hard, and she writes a lot! Im Always traveling from room to room but most of the time i get left behind :(
If my pencil could talk it would say I am amazing, smart, tall, athletic strong, hot(my pencils a girl). Also he would tell me to stop losing her and not to squeeze so hard because he's so strong. Lastly it would tell me not to make so many mistakes so she doesn't hurt her head
ReplyDeleteIf my pencil could talk I think it would say that I am good at writing "fanfiction" but I should get a different topic because I'm boring writing about the samething over and over again. I also think it would say that I'm not very good at drawing but but does it alot anyways
ReplyDeleteMy pencil: Oh yeah, that kid. Yeah I write for him now. I mean, I make the marks, I don't choose what to write. He does, and it's pretty good if you ask me. A little for improvement though. He uses me a lot, and it makes me proud. He just woke me up this morning, let me sleep in again. He usually wakes me up in homeroom, but lately he's been waking up from my comfy cozy bed in pencil case during math, and letting take a nap at lunch. What's this? Oh no! A pencilnapper! Goodbye Josh!
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would say that I am funny, knowledgeable, interesting, different in a good way, varied, amazing, godly, weird, awesome, vivacious, special, underrated, average, winning, strange, sunshine, small
ReplyDeleteI think my pencil would say...
ReplyDeleteStop loosing me! All I do is get left in the Tech Ed room day after day... I hate being in a room with the saws and bigger better tools, especially the markers They bully me because they think they are cool with all there different colors! Well guess what, I'm a #2 pencil take that! She also sharpens me way to much for example one time she sharpened me in science and my tip broke, it broke! Then her friend broke me in half! She doesn't even think about my feelings at all, Sofie does though and she did some surgery and now i'm all better. Sonetimes Sofie can be a bad owner but most of the time shes awesome!
My pencil Jack Bouchard would say:
ReplyDelete"I'm tired of writing. All I do is write, write, write. Get shoved in and out of the agenda book all day long with all those no good erasers and papers. They just like to make fun of me and say I'm so small. The only good thing is being with Jack during classes. I can't even talk about the LOCKER . . . DUN DUN DUN!! It's so dark an scary. Voices going by, screams and yells that never end. So I just close my eyes and hide in the pencil case, until I hear the sweet noise of the combo lock spinning
to see the face of Jack."
That's a rap
and that's the story of pencil Jack!
If my pencil could talk I think it would say that I have good stories to tell and that I have a lot to write but I need to work more on my handwriting.
ReplyDeleteMy pencil would tell me to stop loosing it. I mean really! It's bad enough to be lost, but then to be found and lost again?! You really should "loose" that german calligraphy. Always going aroud with this confused look, giving us dirty looks when we don't respond. Sooooooo stuck up!
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